Can you imagine how awesome it will be when my date opens her front door to see a live dinosaur on her porch trying to eat her! I wonder how long it will take her to realize the the Dino on her porch will in fact be only me using my elbows as massive jaws. I think it will be a good ice breaker. My dating life is really going to pick up as soon as these shirts arrive.
Hey, my name is Brock and I love dinosaurs! I created this blog so I could have someone to whom I could share my thoughts and feelings about the gentle giants of our past.
But don't feel like we can only talk about prehistoric creaturs. I also enjoy dungeons and dragons, Starwars, Star Trek, Battle Star Galactica, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and anything that has to do with magical rings, distant planets populated with big blue people and Hermione Granger.
So feel free to indulge yourself in my interests and become my new friend. It's sometimes hard to find friends here in my home town but hopefully the internet will reach far and wide enough that I will find you and you will find me.
But don't feel like we can only talk about prehistoric creaturs. I also enjoy dungeons and dragons, Starwars, Star Trek, Battle Star Galactica, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and anything that has to do with magical rings, distant planets populated with big blue people and Hermione Granger.
So feel free to indulge yourself in my interests and become my new friend. It's sometimes hard to find friends here in my home town but hopefully the internet will reach far and wide enough that I will find you and you will find me.
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Why didn’t Parada think of this!
Can I just say that this is the best idea for a shirt that I have ever seen! I've already ordered three of them with over night shipping. I'll get them just in time to wear one on my first blind date. Actually it will be my first date. That is if you don't count all dates my mom took me on...
Face book Junkies
This is my best bud, Zack! He is just shooting the breeze on Facebook. Me and him tend to to that more often then not. In fact, I don't think we have ever had a conversation that wasn't through wall posts. But I think its better that way. There is no awkward silences or eye contact. And we can't see each other sweat or hear our voices crack when we get to nervous or exited about our conversations.
The GF
This is my GF. Yeah, I know she is not much to look at but at least she likes dinosaurs like me. But I cant believe that she thought her shirt was cute, I just think it's a disgrace to Dinosaurs everywhere. When the Tyrannosaurus Rex rawred at his prey, HE WAS NOT SAYING "I LOVE YOUR" IN DINOSAUR! Seriously, sometimes this girl bugs me sooo much. I think I'll just dump her, then maybe I'll have more time for D&D. (that's Dungeons and Dragons for those who are unfamiliar the fantasy world)
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